24. Female. Illustrator. Slytherin. Massive geek. Likes British things.
Every time a student comes in looking for a textbook, I want to shake them so hard that their heads fall off (which clearing wouldn’t be very hard because they’re all brainless).
THE SEMESTER ENDS IN LESS THAN A MONTH
WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE STILL HAVE THE BOOKS FROM THIS SEMESTER
IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW THERE’S A SEMESTER THAT COMES AFTER THIS ONE AND WE’RE GETTING READY FOR IT
WHY DIDN’T YOU GET YOUR BOOKS TO BEGIN WITH OR BUY THEM ONLINE
jfc this pisses me off so much and then they act like it’s my fault that they’re fucking stupid as hell and it’s like hey buddy, it’s not my fault you have a report due in 2 days on a book you could/should have gotten months ago
I don’t think you can possibly understand how disheartening it is for a person to wake up in the morning and have to scrape several inches of snow off of their car, after it being 70 the day before, unless you’ve lived through it.
Yeah, I’d totally love to go out and look at the blood moon except Ohio decided that it was going to rain a lot and then turn into snow and FUCK YOU OHIO AND YOUR FUCKED UP WEATHER
This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!
"Why would I need your hair? Mine is GORGEOUS! I mean it’s white, slicked straight up, & buzzed on the sides."
Dear NBC, it was worth every penny.
this is too fantastic for words.
i do not know, because i am a crab.