siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via polbear)

storeboughtisfine:

deepinmyb0nes:

In honor of national dog day, here’s a vid of my sister’s dog Buddy struggling to get inside. Hahahaha.

buddy does not know

(via wakeupening)

dogs are suck ridiculous creatures i love them so much

I seriously need to start going to bed earlier

I’m going to regret this tomorrow

I just have to get through 9 hours of dealing with brainless twits tomorrow and then things will be better?

Also the regional manager is visiting tomorrow and I hope she doesn’t stay long because she likes to hover and it’s like LADY I’D LIKE TO DO MY JOB OK THANKS but in years past she just sort of gives a cursory look around, makes sure that everyone’s doing their jobs, tries to get me to do the Bestseller program, and then leaves. I hope it’s that sort of day or it’s not going to be a good day.

Goodness I hate rush

me again y'all need to respect your booksellers they know what the fuck they're talking about it's like BRO THIS IS MY DOMAIN I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT so don't fucking argue with me when i tell you we only have new copies of that book yeah I'm TOOOTALLY hiding used copies in the back *rolls eyes so hard that they fall out*

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

(via kars)